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about as subtle as an earthquake
"listen, there’s a hell of a good universe next door, let’s go."

Thu, 28th of August

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

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Wed, 27th of August

every day I think about how tragic it is that cat cafes aren’t really a thing in america

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Wed, 27th of August
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Wed, 27th of August

christinefriar:

harperperennial:

elizabethminkel:

katiecoyle:

poptimism:

Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

Mallory Ortberg is everything.

Plus three cheers for Roxane Gay snapping a pic behind her.

OTP.

mallory forever

Wed, 27th of August
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Wed, 27th of August

floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

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Tue, 26th of August

do-not-touch-my-food:

Stromboli

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Tue, 26th of August

fuckingmulder:

Imagine Mulder and Scully at a restaurant. Someone starts to have an allergic reaction to something. The person they’re with says, “IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE?!”

Mulder looks over at Scully in slow motion. The music swells. Scully rises.

Her time has come.

She is a medical doctor.

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Tue, 26th of August
food /   with 2,445 notes
Tue, 26th of August

beyoncespenis:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

OH MY GOD

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